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Sofitel Hotel Brisbane
Turbot St, Brisbane CBD
LOVE: A strong French influence; plush refurbished rooms; a bed that feels like you're sleeping on pillows; views of Brisbane from onsite restaurant, Times Square; complimentary nibbles from Cuvee bar at 5; an impressive lobby; Vidal Sassoon hair dryers.
LOATHE: "Bonjour", in a heavy Australian accent. Shudder.